Not Me! Monday

It's been a while since I played Not Me! Monday so I thought I'd join in today.

I recently did not find a steal on curtains for $8 each on jcp.com. I therefore did not decide to finally paint my kitchen, resulting in me not contracting out help...

And I most certainly did not make my hired help strip down to their undergarments to avoid any clothing casualties.

I do not absolutely love the way my kitchen came out.

I also did not find my son wiping a booger on my freshly painted wall behind my computer desk today. When I asked why he didn't go get a tissue, he did not reply "the wall is more fun."

And alas, I did not see this in the store and stop in my tracks to take this picture and drool. I do not hope the store still has this after Easter...