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The children and I did not travel 4 hours south this week only to return 3 days later, meaning 5 days early. I did not offend my family either.

While on that trip, I did not find myself getting hungry and decide to eat some of the boiled peanuts I had purchased. So, I definitely did not drive up the interstate cracking, sucking, and eating boiled peanuts. Also, I was not drinking a Starbuck's frappachino at the same time. That would be gross.

The children and I did not go with W and the youth on their trip this weekend. We did not stay at a great hotel with an amazing view and we did not ride the elevator repeatedly just to look at the view of the city. No way... we would never do such a thing.

Saturday night, the youth did not request I pick them up a large nugget tray from Chick-Fil-A. I did not carry said tray out the door and across the parking lot also carrying my daughter and holding my son's hand while he was pitching a fit. Then, my son did not tell me he needed to pee and in an attempt to avoid going back into CFA, I did not tell him to just pee in the grass by the vehicle. I would never do that.

My son also did not begin having diarhhea later that evening and also begin vomiting. I did not get vomited on either. I did not almost vomit myself (for the first time in Mommy history, the stuff got to me) and have to leave the room and leave both children with my husband. I then did not travel down the pretty elevator to the front desk and beg for more towels and some type of cleaning solution.

When the towels came and the cleaning solution did not, I did not have to clean all the vomit and diarhhea up with a wet washcloth and we did not have to continue smelling it all night.

I then did not put all soiled laundry in front of the housekeeping door down the hall.

I also did not pack my son 5 pairs of underwear for a 3 day trip. They so did not come in handy.

I am not blogging about such things... I would never talk about this kind stuff to anyone...

And lastly, I did not come home, get my children bathed and clean, put them down for a nap, and crash myself for 2 hours without thinking of moving. I'd never take a nap in the daytime.

Oh oh oh, one more! My husband was not wonderful and supportive through it all. He did not continually say "How can I help? What do you need me to do? I'm so sorry honey." What a keeper, he is not.